NOTE: The reviews for 1022. Protection and 1023. The Hunt were done by the same reviewer because we thought both plots would be more linked than they are, and were written at once. To allow for easier loading of the blog, especially in small devices, they are being posted individually, but to keep them linked as was the original idea, this article with the review for 1022. Protection has its comments area closed and we invite all of our readers to express their opinions in the comments area in the review for 1023. The Hunt.
The episode opens up with a man running from police car but managing to evade them and make his way home, where he's greeted by a girl on crutches and her mother with no explanation as to who they are. Now seeing as we've all watched
Criminal Minds long enough to understand how the show works we "know" that this is our
Unsub already. What we don't know is what has he done and who those women are.
Immediately we get cut to
Morgan and
JJ running through woods. Um... hello they're in DC. What woods are there, is one question I have and two, why the heck is this scene even there? Obviously (
to me at least) this was gratuitous tits and ass, and not even on
Morgan's part as he's all decked out in black with a hoodie, not unlike a lot of the images I've seen of rioters on my TV of late. This was about
JJ and
JJ's body and how "fine" she obviously looks and how toned and athletic she is. (
Nice slap in the face to the billions of average women on this planet. Idealize a Barbie version of womanhood). This scene alone turned me off of the episode because it has "no place" in
Criminal Minds and was unnecessary to the storyline.
Criminal Minds isn't a soap opera, please stop trying to turn it into one. Then, to make matters worse
Hansel and
Gretel find out about the case via telephone while on their run through the woods.
Magical Garcia calls and we get the ever inappropriate dialog from her. Please people, the
FBI if nothing else is all about professionalism, can we at least "try" to have some happening with
Garcia? Because when you do, she's wonderful. I get quirky, I get eclectic, that would all be fine, but the down and out sexually suggestive crap is too much. And please someone tell me why would
Mama JJ would decide to spend her Saturday afternoon running in the woods with
Derek Morgan instead of being home with her husband and son? Isn't
JJ supposed to be afraid of the woods too? And what about
Savannah, wouldn't she care that her "man" is going running with another woman? Can I just say CONTINUITY PEOPLE!!! Remember it sometime please.
Anyway I digressed, back to the case we go. While on the phone
Garcia is going over the case with them as they're running. The case seems simple enough Johns and prostitutes being murdered, why is this a
BAU case?
Cut back to
Unsub covered in blood, crutch girl not registering that fact, and the
Unsub appears to be in some psychotic/alcohol delusion. It's at this point that I had turned to my husband and said: "
Betcha this is like the episodes Normal or With Friends Like These, where girl and Mom are dead already."
Brian, my ever loving
Criminal Minds-neophyte hubby looked at me and said: "
For once I know what you're talking about and yep I think you're right."
With this knowledge I continued to watch the episode mentally comparing it with
Normal and
With Friends Like These. Painfully I will say
"Protection" fell short. The scenes in the house are too dark visually and it's hard to understand what the characters are feeling when you can't see them clearly. The ensuing scenes has
Danny covered in blood and the girl is comforting him about both his headache and validating what he's doing. That screams to me that she is a product of his mind, and not reality. Because in reality I would like to hope that people would be aghast that their "landlord" is covered in blood. As teenagers like to say these days "
Sense makes not".
When we come back from commercial we get the scenes on the Jet. And quite frankly, hindsight being 20/20, this was the most "profiling" I saw all episode. I must admit I did like how
Virgil worked the shout outs to his home town and
Joe's too into the character of
Sweetness. But then the character portrayal wasn't very good at all and all
Sweetness had going for him was his misguided association to the legendary
Bears player. So after
Sweetness we are unfortunately treated with interrogations out in the open and in NONE of those do we see
Hotch actually doing any work? Was he affected by his run in with
Mr. Scratch last week and not 100%? This is never explained in the episode. But wait,
Virgil did remember that hookers like to hit on
Reid, so at least that’s a bit of continuity. After that brief scene we are greeted with
JJ and
Katei's interrogation of
Mama Mia's, the hooker who's a mother. At first
JJ comes off as heavy handed but then we get her being again all soft and motherly. Can someone please tell me "why"
JJ decided to leave the station and go find that hooker to drive her home? What was her reasoning? Was there some sort of profiling that we weren't privy too? There's absolutely no correlation as to why the team is doing what they're doing. We see zero profiling from the "team". Instead we get
JJ doing everything AGAIN! She's taking control, making decisions and there's no explanation for those decisions. From all this we do find out that this hooker was the one who survived one of the killings. But the over acting was just too much, really way too much.
I'm not going to pick apart all the scenes with the
Unsub because quite frankly, there were too many and those were disjointed and not very well filmed. Not to mention my ulcer needs a break from the stupidity of so much
Unsub yet again. However, from the clothing changes between the
Unsub's memories and what the police finds on scene, not to mention what little the
BAU has inputted into the investigation, by this point I am sure this
Unsub is on some psychotic break.
While the profile was done well, there is nothing we've seen so far to explain how the team came to this level of knowledge about the
Unsub. If they would have cut out some of the Unsub's scenes "maybe" all this could have been explained much better. The writers need to keep in mind that we fans are "not" privy to the workings of their minds as they write. What might have made perfect sense to
Virgil is lost to the average viewer when there's no scenes to explain how things got to where they were. This show is supposed to be about an elite team of
FBI profilers who examine and review the evidence regarding a killer and delve into said killer's mind to figure out why they do what they do. It is "not" about the
Unsub telling the story about how he/she got caught, which all too often these
Unsub heavy episodes digress too, the
Unsub telling the story rather than the team.
It would have been refreshing seeing
JJ actually doing a press conference again if she hadn't dominated the episode so far. I get that
AJ Cook fans and
JJ fans like
JJ 2.0 but please, she is part of a team, make her as such.
I have to say at this point in the episode the continued killings and detailed scenes of the killings for me it just gratuitous violence on the writer's part and completely took away precious time from the team's profiling. That was pandering to the blood and guts crowd of
Criminal Minds viewers, but quite frankly turned me off.
Criminal Minds is NOT a B-Horror movie and never should be written, directed or acted as one. Point to make here, is that
CBS wants "younger skewing viewers" however, if you make it too bloody and too gory you risk losing viewers overall. It's all about balance, and this episode lacked balance.
Again
JJ and
Kate interrogate a witness. By this point watching this episode is painful and I'm forcing myself to relive this pain to do this review... Jeez, I must have some sado-masochistic tendencies myself! There is no need to relieve the scenes and see the victims POV while having the "team" off camera. We get that the
Unsub is hallucinating his version of the events, we don't have to see it too. This is another waste of screen time that could and should have been used for the team to have their back and forth about what is driving the
Unsub. Sure I get that writers want their creations (unsubs/guest cast) to shine, but you work for
Criminal Minds people, you have to write for the STARS of the show! This is a huge fail in my mind of the showrunner and the writers, to not understand that fans don't really care about the minutia detail of unsub or victims, fans care about seeing the team do their thing, and do it well. This week, the
BAU could have stayed home and would have saved the
FBI some money on fuel costs for the jet with the level of input they gave to this case.
I'’ll get to the end of the case. Please tell me again why the
BAU was even called in here? Was there some veiled reference to LA police being so inept that they couldn't figure out the trail of evidence that was left behind? They're not capable of interview witnesses and finding out the information about the victims that didn't fit? Writers, PLEASE, when coming up with a concept ask yourself first: "
Would this be a case that the real FBI BAU would handle?". And hell, if you aren't sure go ask your resident specialist
Jim Clemente, that's what he's there for supposedly. And why, oh why, wasn't
SWAT used when they went to the
Unsub's house? Didn't
Morgan himself say that this guy wasn't afraid to use his gun? Weren't we already treated to the
Unsub unloading whole clips into his victims? There are long established "
How to deal with Local Law Enforcement" protocols that were simply thrown out the window in this episode to highlight
Morgan and
JJ running the show again.
Hotch wasn't the leader in this episode, he was just "there". And I get that he had two
Hotch heavy episodes recently, I do, but to write him so out of character, to have him sidelined, is just inexcusable in my mind. It's not that hard to write these characters the way they were envisioned. What is horrible is that, from one episode to another, the writers don't see how each of them write the characters so differently, and it's not pointed out in their supposed writers' meetings. There have been a lot of really good episodes this season with the team portrayed spot on. Why is it easier for some writers and nearly impossible for others? Shouldn't "all" the writers help each other to keep with continuity? Or are some of the writers so shallow that they don't want constructive criticism? I have to say I loved
Boxed In and
Lockdown!
Virgil's mind for those two episodes was just amazing. This episode however, I don't know where his head was or why he wrote the way he did. Quite frankly I have to wonder if
Virgil actually "did" think up and write this episode, or if there were others telling him what they wanted to see and made him write this? This episode is just so different from him and how he normally writes the team spot on...
Continuing on. It annoys me every time
Garcia throws some stupid, ridiculous, over the top line when talking to the team or anyone else. Please people, have her be at least "somewhat" professional. I hate that the writers are all too often relying on
Garcia's magic computer to find out who their suspect. And the way they wove in the how and why regarding the Mother and her daughter, and how
Danny was questioned about their disappearance just seemed too little too late. And I'm sorry, the biggest mistake of this episode was dumbing
Reid down so much that he actually misdirects the search for the bodies outside by the flowers, so that
JJ can find the flowers and the bodies, is just wrong. There was absolutely no need for
JJ to be in that scene period. Reid could have found the flowers, found the bodies and gotten the rest of the team outside to take note of such. Again, dumbing
Reid down I believe was just so one more scene with
JJ could be crammed into the episode. Heads up folks,
JJ is not the resident genius cookie, in the
BAU box, please stop dumbing down the rest of the team to make it look like she is; it's an absolute slap in the face to fans of the other characters to make them into stupid zombie's to foist "the precious" on us!
Case over (
Thank God!) and we move on to the "To Be Continued" part of the episode. Throughout the year from episode 1 we were introduced to the human trafficking angle of this storyline. We were also introduced to the stupidest teenager on the planet,
Kate's niece
Meg. I've dreaded this plot coming to fruition since they left the whole concept open back in the middle of the season. I mean, come on!,
Meg's
Aunt worked sex crimes, she's now a
BAU profiler, and she didn't have an in depth sit down about the dangers of online predators? At least have the kid show some intelligence and warn her friend about all this? Do something, anything, to show that
Meg actually listened to what her
Aunt should have more than once warned her about, and got caught up in this because of her idiotic friend and not because she herself was a stupid brat? This whole concept just seems too stupid. And to just say "
Meg is a teenager, they don't listen" is a cop out. So now we're seeing this all come to a head. And wonder of wonders, after the friend drags her along on this little meet and greet,
Meg finally seems to have realized that "whoops!, this might be a mistake". But alas, it’s a little too late for that revelation. By then I hoped that
Janine and
Jim had written a thrilling and plausible finale to this whole storyline. Check back the next article for my review of
"The Hunt".
In conclusion, if
Mr. Scratch was the Holy Grail of all
Criminal Minds episodes this season, then
"Protection" is nothing more than a dragon that needed to be slain, and hopefully I've done that and
Criminal Minds can move forward from this.
Mordred's rating: 1 out of 10. The 1 point is for simply having
Reid do something other than hold up a wall. (
Hotch got that duty tonight) and for the fact that
Joe Adler actually did do a stellar job acting the
Unsub.
~~~~Mordred
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